Being the only National Park on the East Coast, Acadia in Maine is popular destination for family outings. The park is a beautiful coastal forest that is fun for both the old and young. That's why we decided to bring the whole gang out for this day trip, including the youngest member of our crew that had been lovingly stuffed in the trunk since out antiquing adventure. Meet baby:
As the basic bitch Robert Louis Stevenson once said, "there are no foreign lands. it is the traveler only who’s foreign.” He then likely pinned a picture of a coconut bra to his Treasure Island Pinterest board.
Oh but isn’t he right, though? About the ultimate punchline of traveling? People’s ways and customs might seem strange, but they’re not strange! We are only made strangers by distance and borders. Travel is the only true way to bridge that gap. Oh, how charmingly wondrous the world can be!
… Unless you get so bored in Boulder that you put on a trash bag, draw a tic-tac-toe board on your face and block bicyclists from enjoying their normal bike path. Then, yah, you’re weird and even the welcoming hippies of Boulder will shout at you something along the lines of “move, bitch, get out the way.”
TL;DR: Robert Louis Stevenson is one basic fucking bitch and all people from Boulder are Ludacris.
Last night in Joshua Tree was pretty traumatic. Needless to say, we didn't get much sleep. Maybe it was the sleep deprivation but the next couple of days in sunny Palm Desert got a little funky.
This is what people think of when they think of Palm Desert:
This is what OUR Palm Desert looked like:
Was it all just a mirage?
Are we idiots?