On our way to our campsite in West Virginia's Blackwater Falls, we passed by Our Lady of the Pines, whose postcards claim it is the smallest church in all 48 states. Apparently, these postcards were printed before Hawaii and Alaska became states in 1958.
Here's the postcard we sent home:
The haiku reads:
Remember: words hurt.
Don't call this a midget church.
Say "little steeple."