It should go without saying that spending six months' worth of nights in various motels can affect your sanity a little bit. I mean, there's only so many episodes of Chopped in this world that you haven't seen. And when the Chopped cup runneth dry, shit gets weird.
How weird, you ask? Like "write a poem about Clive Owen" weird.
Jude Law, in a nude spa,
spots Clive Owen passing through —
he says "don't come in closer, it would make things grosser,
though 'Closer' is where I met you."
... Sorry, sanity. You've been Chopped™.