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Jude Law / Clive Owen Poem

Maggie OwensComment

It should go without saying that spending six months' worth of nights in various motels can affect your sanity a little bit. I mean, there's only so many episodes of Chopped in this world that you haven't seen. And when the Chopped cup runneth dry, shit gets weird.

How weird, you ask? Like "write a poem about Clive Owen" weird. 

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Jude Law, in a nude spa, 
spots Clive Owen passing through —
he says "don't come in closer, it would make things grosser,
though 'Closer' is where I met you."

... Sorry, sanity. You've been Chopped.