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"We're the weirdos, mister."

Maggie OwensComment

As the basic bitch Robert Louis Stevenson once said, "there are no foreign lands. it is the traveler only who’s foreign.” He then likely pinned a picture of a coconut bra to his Treasure Island Pinterest board. 

Oh but isn’t he right, though? About the ultimate punchline of traveling? People’s ways and customs might seem strange, but they’re not strange! We are only made strangers by distance and borders. Travel is the only true way to bridge that gap. Oh, how charmingly wondrous the world can be!

"Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others." -Basic Bitch Robert Louis Stevenson, "Divine Secrets Of The Yaya Sisterhood"

"Keep your fears to yourself, but share your courage with others."

-Basic Bitch Robert Louis Stevenson, "Divine Secrets Of The Yaya Sisterhood"

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"We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend." -Basic Bitch Robert Louis Stevenson, "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants"

"We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend."

-Basic Bitch Robert Louis Stevenson, "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants"

"A man cannot destroy the savage in him by denying its impulse. The only way tog et rid of a temptation is to yield to it.”  -Basic Bitch Robert Louis Stevenson, "Fifty Shades Trilogy"

"A man cannot destroy the savage in him by denying its impulse. The only way tog et rid of a temptation is to yield to it.” 

-Basic Bitch Robert Louis Stevenson, "Fifty Shades Trilogy"

… Unless you get so bored in Boulder that you put on a trash bag, draw a tic-tac-toe board on your face and block bicyclists from enjoying their normal bike path. Then, yah, you’re weird and even the welcoming hippies of Boulder will shout at you something along the lines of “move, bitch, get out the way.” 

TL;DR: Robert Louis Stevenson is one basic fucking bitch and all people from Boulder are Ludacris.

"Two Basic Bitches" or "Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde" -Originally conceived by Basic Bitch Robert Louis Stevenson

"Two Basic Bitches" or "Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde"

-Originally conceived by Basic Bitch Robert Louis Stevenson