PANTOMERICA

Seeking Color In The US

Joshua Tree

Color 31Maggie OwensComment
This bastard gives teddy bears a bad name. 

This bastard gives teddy bears a bad name. 

We found color 31 in Joshua Tree! 

This is a Cholla cactus, also known as a "teddy bear" cactus because, from certain angles, it looks snuggly. When the desert light shines on its razor-sharp thorns, it appears to be this cutesy pastel green-yellow. It essentially BEGS for you to reach out, touch it and feel its sharp, painful wrath. It's like if Paddington had a prison shank. 

Pretty sneaky, cactus, but we're intelligent human beings. We're too evolved to fall for a dorky little cactus' game, right? 

Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! (Teddy) Bear Attack! 

Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! Bear Attack! (Teddy) Bear Attack! 

Wrong. Not only was Maggie's ankle attacked by these "snuggling" chollas, but this is the second time in her life that this has happened. The original attack occurred during a previous trip to Joshua Tree in 2011. (The park ranger was kind enough to remind her how "dumb it is" to try to grab a desert cactus). 

What can we say? Color 31 is really pretty and nature can be a real douchebag.