Well, guys, we made it to Mt. Rushmore. It was a long hike to the top. Maggie complained the whole way. Ceil ran the whole thing, carrying tess on her back. It was all worth it because when we got to the crest we asked each president what their favorite color was.*
*this post was written by Ceil
Did you know George Washington's favorite shade of red is "Englishman's Blood" AKA "Black Pudding?"
George Washington also apparently liked green.
Thomas Jefferson apparently adored the color blue, almost as much as he adored his own appearance. If you check out his portrait below, you'll see why:
He looks like Meryl Streep had a baby with Meryl Streep? Or maybe just a Caucasian troll doll? Either way, I'm DTF.
Apparently, so is this chick:
Though it is popular thought that Thomas Jefferson liked blue because of his eye color, this one random bitch believes his favorite colors were actually yellow and green because she forgets why.
Acclaimed historian "MyGirl2000" confirms that Abraham Lincoln's favorite color was blue.
MyGirl2000 also confirmed that Lincoln loved seafood and was male and not, in fact, Meryl Streep.
An actual shade of blue was named after Theodore Roosevelt's daughter Alice's favorite shade.
The people have spoken! The Community has confirmed that Theodore Roosevelt's favorite color was DEFINITELY orange. Bully!
Hey Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and Roosevelt! You know what the CORRECT answer was to the question? MERYL FUCKING STREEP DOES.
AND THAT'S AMERICA, BABY.