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A Poem About Frankie Muniz

Maggie OwensComment

If you're following our adventures in Iowa, you'll know that we recently discovered that Frankie Muniz's net worth is 40 million dollars. Here's what we think of that:

40 million? 40 million?!

Muniz is no normal civilian!

The middle is no longer where Malcolm is caught

‘less it be the middle of some big fat yacht!

That Big Fat Liar! That deviant!

Agent Cody Banks is counting every cent. 

Cody BANKS?! We should’ve guessed from the name —

the middle class is dying and Malcolm’s to blame.